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I decided to branch out from the traditional writing stylistics of everybody's favorite poo column, [[My Fearsome Craps]], and have taken on an exciting new project entitled '''My Fearsome Haikus''' in hopes to convey the more exciting aspects of my daily activities in a neat concise way. As always, your comments and feedback are welcome! --[[User:Ubernerd|Ubernerd]] 11:45, 25 June 2007 (EST)

''Mushroom Haiku #1'' - 6/25/07

From the darkness comes

Precipitated exit.

Please fetch the wet wipes.