Difference between revisions of "Hub Quotes"

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“As well, the Illthids have proven their treachery yet again.” - Drow High Priestess. “Takes one to know one.” - Chadius. “Wait, let me find my surprised face.” - Alex. Chadius makes shocked face.

“Are they going to tell us something we don’t know? I’m getting bored.” Gwen, quietly to Elly during an important meeting.

“Since you seem to be one of the more effective groups in getting things done.” - Drow High Priestess. “Was that a compliment?” - Gwen, whispering again. “I don’t know.” - Elly

“Then we will not detain you any longer.” - Shathûr. “Get the fuck out.” - Chadius

“The priestess doesn’t want to sully her tongue by speaking you language, so I will speak.” - Ryurn “Well, I can think of better ways to sully my tongue than talking. Oops! Inside voice!” -Gwen

“Do we have any vials of holy water lying around?” - Aurora. “Nope. I should make some.” -Alex. “Do you have a priest and some condoms?” - Ardonite.

“Kill it! Kill it Cub! Kill it! It gets eaten by a giant cat!” - Nybble. “Cub inflicts 32 points of damage.” - Ratri.

“Gonna drag him off the road, so no one finds him out of the blue. Y’know ‘doot-doot-doot-doo-doo, Holy Shnoinkus!’” -Ratri.

“He wasn’t really speaking very straight.” - Asterix. “Was this after the glowy thing?” - Gwen. “Yes.” - Asterix. “Ah, well, that may be it then. Glowing takes a lot out of you.” - Gwen.

"No no no, it's fuck your mother, upside down." - Nachta teaching Elly how to swear in Drow "Ohhh, in Elven we say fuck your mother..." - Elly teaching Elven back.

"SOMEBODY HAS THIS PROBLEM WITH SHOVING A SWORD THROUGH NIGEL'S BODY!" - Ratri, yelling at Nybble, who was hiding behind a book.

"I know what I want to cast. Wish." - Aurora "Oh, imagine if that went wrong." - Ratir "No, I mean, she'd age 5 years. 13 to 18 in one shot." - Aurora "Heh. She would have no idea how to deal with the hormones." - Ratri "'Poof. Somebody do me now!'" - Zahnnie "Heh. 'Did it succeed? Yeah? Wow, I wish I had a boyfriend right now. <Poof> Nice. C'mere honey.' 'Congratulations, you're now an ... archmage...' 'Yeah, whatever. Do I get my own room? Good. Let's go.'" - Aurora

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 * "No no no, it's <i>fuck your mother, upside down.</i>" - [[Hub Nachta|Nachta]] teaching [[Hub Elly|Elly]] how to swear in Drow  "Ohhh, in Elven we say <i>fuck your mother...</i>" - [[Hub Elly|Elly]] teaching Elven back.
+* "SOMEBODY HAS THIS PROBLEM WITH SHOVING A SWORD THROUGH NIGEL'S BODY!" - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]], yelling at [[user:Nybble|Nybble]], who was hiding behind a book.
+* "I know what I want to cast. Wish." - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]] "Oh, imagine if that went wrong." - [[User:Ratri|Ratir]] "No, I mean, she'd age 5 years. 13 to 18 in one shot." - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]] "Heh. She would have no idea how to deal with the hormones." - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]] "'Poof. Somebody do me now!'" - [[User:Zahnnie|Zahnnie]] "Heh. 'Did it succeed? Yeah? Wow, I wish I had a boyfriend right now. <Poof> Nice. C'mere honey.' 'Congratulations, you're now an ... archmage...' 'Yeah, whatever. Do I get my own room? Good. Let's go.'" - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]]