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This is a parody of Superhero stuff. Expect jokes, nonseriousness, and tongue-and-cheek up the wazoo.

The Super Justice Squad is dedicated to truth, justice, and um...the way of stuff. From their awesome mansion in That City, the SJS tries to save the world and all that.

Dasoup

Dasoup is an idiot. Some are jealous of his powers. He doesn't think up the best plans, and his strategies involve punching things in the face until they fall down.

But he's also the leader of the SJS. Oh, and he's invulnerable, can fly, use heat breath, or freeze people in place with just a look. The public loves him. The low-ranking members use him as a role model. And even Victory likes him...

Victory

Being a normal human has never felt so good. Superior to all humans, Victory has the money, the gadgets, and the catchphrase "I AM VICTORY!" So he wins no matter what. He is a master of kungfu, swordmasterage, espionage and detectiveness.

Victory spends his time thinking up brilliant plans that wind up ignored. He spends the rest of his time rescuing the other heroes from the traps they fall into.

Ms Wand

Ms Wand is a magic-using elf. Maybe she's the last one. Yes bigger ears are better. Yes that hair is natural. Stop stereotyping, silly humans. Ms Wand stopped telling people her true name when no one could pronouce it correctly.

Ms Wand has a magic tower in a pocket dimension she spends most of her time in. Only The Slash seems to convince her to get out and socialize every once in a while.

Aquavius

Aquavius was a slick-tongued pirate who found a mystical gem, granting her powers of the sea. She can control water, breathe indefinitely in any medium, and is a great swimmer. She can also call upon the fish of the sea, something the gang mocks her for (why? Fish control is AWESOME!)

Aquavius is an expert treasure hunter. She can gather info, intimidate, and navigate her way to the goods. She's a decent pilot, too.

Beatmasta

Beatmasta knows the power of music. He's always busting a ryhme, or practicing a waltz, or beating his drums around. He's the life of any party, easily adjusts to any social situation. A true party animal.

Has trouble keeping quiet, which sucks when he's on a stakeout. Or waiting for an ambush.

The Slash

The Slash can grow blades from his arms and hands, with a distinctive SPIKT noise. He can use it to cut things, glide, or climb up surfaces. He is also able to regenerate wounds at an incredible rate. No hero has ever had these powers together!

Slash manages to keep his cool. Always the optimist, he can lift the team's spirits and moral when it's low.