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Hi! I'm Rick Rogen, and this week's spotlight I'm going to cover the one, the only Shardra Haela! Yes, I have tied down her agent, Sly Hatrey in my office. And I am going to get some answers!
 
Hi! I'm Rick Rogen, and this week's spotlight I'm going to cover the one, the only Shardra Haela! Yes, I have tied down her agent, Sly Hatrey in my office. And I am going to get some answers!
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'''RR:'''First of all Sly, thanks for coming here. First thing's first: Who is Shardra? Where did she come from?
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'''SH:'''She's a farmer's daughter - literally. Came straight from a farm in Tenessee. A terrible accident burned down her home and, she lost her parents too.
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'''RR:'''Oh, that's terrible.
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'''SH:'''Yup. But Fate works in mysterious ways. I was in Memphis, helping out Diiman's latest flick, ''Psychobilly Explosion.''

Revision as of 11:39, 5 December 2006

Foreword

Note: I have concluded this is the most representative of Ms. Haela's news reports. It covers most of her life and achievements up to date. While I do understand our need to keep up to track of her, I must say that I did enjoy reading the many articles about her.

- Lucy, Secretary of TOA

Cover Story

Som 15th, 1499

A! Entertainment's Weekly Spotlight: Shardra Haela

by Rick Rogen


Hi! I'm Rick Rogen, and this week's spotlight I'm going to cover the one, the only Shardra Haela! Yes, I have tied down her agent, Sly Hatrey in my office. And I am going to get some answers!

RR:First of all Sly, thanks for coming here. First thing's first: Who is Shardra? Where did she come from?

SH:She's a farmer's daughter - literally. Came straight from a farm in Tenessee. A terrible accident burned down her home and, she lost her parents too.

RR:Oh, that's terrible.

SH:Yup. But Fate works in mysterious ways. I was in Memphis, helping out Diiman's latest flick, Psychobilly Explosion.