User:Ubernerd

Armed with a turkey baster and a pair of forceps, Ubernerd is the resident OB/GYN of Utter Chaos.

Harr... if only. Ubernerd is just this chick who comes around periodically to check Aurora and Zahnnie's gas meters.

Ubernerd's All-Purpose Wish List - Just in case you need me to tell you what I want (what I really, really want)

I'm moving around the block and down the street from you folks! - Somebody help me think of a name for my apartment.

My Fearsome Craps - honestly, kind of self-explanatory. It's the column that made Ubernerd and Zahnnie famous, back in the day when we were still *really really bad* cooks.

Ubernerd's RPG Characters... because I just realized what a great idea Zahnnie and Chadius had going there.

My Fearsome Haikus - experimental companion pieces to the My Fearsome Craps page.

For a touch of culture... I present the literary masterpiece Tampsterdam

And now, my (in)famous collection of recipes: The Ghetto Gourmet

At Zahnnie's request, I'm putting a link here to the Bubonic Plague Luncheonette so she only has to click once instead of typing out the whole link (you lazy bum). I'm not sure if this goes against the principles of the BPL yet, since people who read the thing should at least be able to spell "Bubonic Plague Luncheonette" at the very minimum.

Finally, as an everlasting work in progress, I am including here: The List of Things I Hate With Every Fiber of My Being

And lest ye think I be nothing but a cantankerous, traffic-hating, constipated chef, here is a list of Shit That Makes Me Really Happy