User:Ratri
Ratri enjoys deep sea fishing and long walks on the beach. Her favorite type of pie is human baby, and she enjoys listening to the screams of the damned. She has a soft spot for marmosets and lemurs, especially ones riding turtles. The best way to get on her good side is to offer her a box of Legos.
Turnons: Blue marlins, wooden dowels, fur coats, and hurlbats.
Turnoffs: Citrus, anal probes, kids wailing really hard on guitars, and pirates. Except Johnny Depp.
Ratri's favorite game is the original NES "Righteous Chaps". "Ninjas have kidnapped the Prime Minister. Are you a righteous enough chap to rescue the Prime Minister?"
Ratri pwns h4rdk0r.
*Ahem*
Well, after that lovely summary of my entire being, I'd like to say that was totally unrelated. :)
And since I am currently super-bored at work and they blocked oMUD from connecting, I figured maybe I should put something else up here. But I couldn't really allow myself to disturb this lovely preamble, so there it is.
I, the aforementioned Ratri, have never been deep-sea fishing, but do have a soft spot for fish. They're so cute! Especially the cool deep-sea ones. Long walks on the beach are kinda long, but short walks on the beach are nice. :)
On the human baby pie count...I have to say I still have a bit of a thing against babies, pie or not. I am still waiting until that either wears off, or science finds me a way to have kittens. No hairball comments, please.
Turtles are cute. Couldn't tell you about marmosets or lemurs, though the Yaks' pet marmoset is pretty silly, and obnoxious, all at the same time. Especially when it tries to mate with the weapons rack. Haha. She said "rack."
Turnons: smart people, pretty people, creative people, niffty people, and magnesium metallic 2005 honda civic hybrids named Kurama. And hurlbats.
Turnoffs: dumb people, annoying people, stupid people, asshats, coffee, citrus and uh, did I mention idiots yet? Morons? Right.
My favorite game doesn't mean much 'cause it changes every week, but this week it's popcap's Heavy Weapon. There's nothing quite as funny as blowing shit up.
Let's see. Not that anyone reads this far when it's stupid drivel. Just finished reading I Robot. The autobiography at the end was the funniest friggin thing ever. I'm sure I'll be too lame to update this so I bet that'll be there forever. If you really want to see some of my stuff, I have a real web page too so go look at that. ;)
I should go put up some stupid stuff for all my RP characters for the runs people have in here.
OH and btw check out my Nation-State! 'cause you probably didn't bother looking at the real web page and it's buried in the silliness somehwere.
