Chadius: TOA Summary 11/5/07

• Tara goes to visit Mark to talk about the fifth fork
  • The hero pinned Tabula using four forks
  • Then used a fifth fork to pierce Tabula's heart
  • The fifth fork is green and crystalline
  • Afterwards, the Hero returned the fifth fork into the Sphericus and scattered the other four

• Team heads to Zii's office
  • Tara talks to Emero about the fifth fork; doesn't ring a bell to him

• Meanwhile in the office
  • The Marlinksy Theatre in St. Petersburg, Russia is hosting a Talent Show
  • Led by The Maestra, a Breathless
  • She's offering a very rare prize to whomever impresses her the most

• Off to Russia
  • Vallet parks the Black Tiger; Butler leads them to Suite 214
  • Tara notices time has stopped, and someone has incredible influence over this
  • The Maestra pops in, says hi to Diiman, offers food, drink, supplies, communication and luck

• Diiman calls a scriptwriter
  • Asks him to scrap one for The Maestra
  • Fantasy Romance Action Tragedy
  • Lily's a villain

• Blazing Fury visits
  • He's in the contest too, he'll give a martial arts demonstration
  • Invites Li to see the demo and invites him to sparring match

• The Maestra invites all contestants to a dinner
  • Tells everyone to eat and enjoy
  • Lily says hi to Malcom Sonaar, lead musician of MISTIC Records' Sonarr United
  • Diiman gets a script as dinner ends
  • The Script!

Mission Report: Diiman

Objective

Obtain the fourth fork from The Maestra.

Status

In Progress

Summary

Not quite a play within a play.

The Characters (by order of appearance)

• Tara -- white sock with long white hair. Star on forehead.
• Mark -- white sock with short grey hair. Book attached.
• Hero -- white sock with sphere and armor.
• Tabula -- black sock with red horns.
• Zii -- white sock with short brown hair. Glass of Mango Iced Tea.
• Emero -- green finger puppet with pointy bits
• Diiman -- white sock with short brown hair. Guns attached.
• Black Tiger -- Scale model of the famous car.
• Valet -- white sock with driver's hat.
• Butler -- white sock with short grey hair. Tray attached.
• Lily -- white sock with red hair. Laptop attached.
• Diiman w/ Cell -- Same as Diiman, but with cell phone attached.
• Maestra -- white sock with fangs, long black hair, and a cape.
• Li -- Red sock with Gold Details added.
• Diiman w/ Phone -- Same as Diiman, but with rotary phone attached.
• Blazing Fury -- white sock with martial arts uniform.
• Malcom Sonaar -- white sock with short blonde hair. Mic attached.

The Play

<Empty Scene>

Tara: Hmm. I've got a message from Mark at the Bookstore of Awesome Weird Stuff. I've got some time so I'll head over there now.

<Scene Change: Mark's Bookstore>

Tara: Hey Mark. What did you find about this "fifth fork?"

Mark: Well, I found a book that contains pieces of the legend. It went something like this.

<Scene Change: legend setting>

Hero: ...

<Hero stabs Tabula to the ground with four forks in sequence.>

Tabula: You will never stop me. Even with your Four Golden Forks, you will not defeat me!

Hero: ...

<Hero pulls out a fifth fork. It is green and crystalline in appearance.>

Tabula: What is this? A fifth fork? Where did you find that?

Hero: ...

<Hero stabs Tabula in the heart with the fifth fork>

Tabula: Ack! I am slain! ... I will return and reclaim that Spher...ic...us.

Hero: ...

<Tabula disappears. Hero sticks the fifth fork into the Sphericus, throws the four forks off in different directions, and leaves.>

<Scene Change: Back to Book Store>

Tara: Wow. That's some big news. I'll need to let the guys know about this.

<Scene Change: Zii's Office>

Zii: Hey Pokey, what's up?

Tara: Well there is this story about the fifth fork. Blah Blah Blah. Hey Emero, it was green and emerald and well... you are green and emerald... So do you know anything about it?

<Sock Change>

Emero: Uh... no. Hee hee?

Tara: Oh.

<Sock Change>

Diiman: What's the Sphericus again?

<A bunch of socks wave around in a bundle>

Everyone else: A sphere.

Diiman: Oh. I see.

<Sock Change>

Zii: Anywho, I the fourth fork is in the possession of The Maestra. She holding a Talent Show at the Marlinksy Theatre in St. Petersburg, Russia. She claims to be offering a rare prize to whomever impresses her the most. We think that it is probably the fork. So you guys should go and do your stuff to get it.

Diiman: Aye Aye! To Russia.

<Sock Change>

Tara: Who is this Maestra?

Zii: She is a breathless who is a major patron of the arts.

<Sock Change>

Diiman: Breathless?

<Sock Change>

Tara: You know, like a vampire from one of your movies.

Diiman: What does that have to do with breath? I thought that was about drinking blood?

Tara: She's not actually alive, so she doesn't breathe.

Diiman: Weird.

<Scene Change: In front of the Marlinksy Theatre. A scale model of the Black Tiger enters.>

Valet: Whoah. Is that the Black Tiger.

Diiman: Yes. Yes it is.

<Diiman hands over the keys to the valet>

Diiman: Take care of her.

Valet: Yes Sir, no problem.

<Valet hops into Black Tiger model and exits with the car. Butler enters>

Butler: Ah, yes. Mr. Diiman. Will you be entering into the contest or just attending?

Diiman: We will be entering the Talent Show.

Butler: Very well, Mr. Diiman. Follow me to your room, Suite 214.

<Scene Change: Suite 214>

Tara: How very odd. Time seems to pass much more slowly in here than it does outside.

Lily: WTF? I can't get internet from here. We'll I'm going to have to fix that.

<Lily exits. There are the sounds of construction.>

Diiman w/ Cell: Hello? Why isn't this working. I can't call James. Huh no signal? Crud.

<Knock Knock. The Maestra enters.>

Maestra: Hello, Mr. Diiman. Very good to see you. I have seen some of your movies. But I did not understand the Powder Keg scene in, what was it, Big Shiny Guns.

Diiman: Oh! The powder keg scene! Well you see...

<Edited for Time>

Maestra: I see. Well if you need anything, supplies, food, whatever, just ask.

Diiman: How do I get an outside line?

Maestra: Oh, but of course.

<Maestra waves around. An old fashioned rotary phone appears. Maestra leaves.>

Diiman: Okay guys, if we want to win this we need to use everyone's talents. How about we put on a play.

Tara: It should interest The Maestra. By the way I don't like her much she is kind of evil.

Diiman: So a fantasy then. Maybe a tragedy?

Tara: It needs romance.

Diiman: And action.

<Sock Change>

Lily: And robots.

Diiman: Ok... sure. Robots are cool.

Lily: But why romance? It's so...

Diiman: You can be the villian.

Lily: Ok.

<Sock Change>

Diiman: Hey Li. Wanna be in a play?

Li: ...

Diiman: Off stage it is!

<Sock Change>

Diiman w/ Phone: Hey James! How's it going. Yeah? We need a script for a play. It's a Fantasy Romance Action Tragedy. Target audience? The Maestra. Yeah, pretty cool. Well, she didn't get the Powder Keg Scene. Yeah, I know. Weird. All right, later.

<Sock Change>

Diiman: Ok, I need music, clothes, props. So many calls to make...

<Knock. Knock. Blazing Fury enters.>

Diiman: Oh hey! Blazing Fury! It's been a while how's it going? Looking forward to our next film?

Blazing Fury: Yes. I am quite excited about our next chance to work together. When I heard that you were here, I wanted to come say hi. I am also in the contest with my companions. We will be putting on a martial arts demonstration.

Diiman: Awesome. Well, these are my friends. This is Li, he is also a martial artist.

<Sock Change>

Blazing Fury: How do you do, I am Blazing Fury. I understand that you have trained in martial arts?

Li: Yes, I studied Shaolin Kung-Fu under The Master.

Blazing Fury: Ah yes. The Master was always quite strict. I made the mistake of using a flashlight while there once.

Li: I am quite sorry to hear that.

Blazing Fury: My companions and I will be giving a demonstration at the contest. It would be a great pleasure if you could attend, and perhaps join us in some sparring later?

Li: Of course.

<Sock Change>

<Knock. Knock. Butler enters.>

Diiman: Yo!

Butler: The Maestra invites you and your companions to dinner. Please follow me.

<Scene Change: Dining Room>

Maestra: Welcome everyone. Thank you for coming. I'm very much looking forward to your entertainment. Now everyone, please eat and enjoy.

<A bunch of socks wave around>

Everyone: MMM... This is yummy.

<Sock Change>

Diiman: Hey I know those guys.

Lily: I wonder if he knows that hot guy over there.

<Sock Change>

Diiman: Hey Sonarr, right?

Sonarr: Diiman?

Diiman: Hey cool to see ya here. Oh hey, let me introduce you to my friend here who seems to have followed me, Lily.

<Sock Change>

Sonarr: Hello Lily.

Lily: Hello Hot Stuff. So you are working with MISTIC Records, hmm?

Sonarr: Yes, I sing in a popular rock band called Sonarr United. I am very sexy, but I am even dumber than Diiman...

<Brief interruption due to 4th wall breakage>

What?!? It's true! Mr. McStupid head. Look at me I'm a rock star, I've only got one talent... And they call me slow. pthpbt.

<Back in character>

Diiman: That was a good dinner. Well, back to work!

Butler: Mr. Diiman. We just received this for you.

Diiman: Way to go James. Hey guys it's the script. Let's check it out.