Chadius:SuperJusticeSquadOneshot
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Overview
This is a parody of Superhero stuff. Expect jokes, nonseriousness, and tongue-and-cheek up the wazoo.
The Super Justice Squad is dedicated to truth, justice, and um...the way of stuff. From their awesome mansion in That City, the SJS tries to save the world and all that.
The founding members of the SJS are getting tired of organizing heroic deeds. Maybe it's time for a vacation. Or maybe they just want to go out to a restaurant without interruption. Just once.
Any references to other comics is purely coincidental. Clearly you're hallucinating.
RPG system
I'm using the Tri-Stat dX system, with d8s as the base. If you wanna read the rules, here's the link to the pdf. But you won't need it much.
The PCs are around 100 character points, in the Modern Day Superhero skill set.
Who called dibs
Here are the characters up for dibs. If there are any you want, e-mail me at chadius@utter-chaos.net
Still Available
- Dasoup
- Victory
- MsWand
- Beatmasta
- The Slash
Claimed
- Aquavius - TAKEN
Dasoup
Dasoup is an idiot. Some are jealous of his powers. He doesn't think up the best plans, and his strategies involve punching things in the face until they fall down.
But he's also the leader of the SJS. Oh, and he's invulnerable, can fly, use heat breath, or freeze people in place with just a look. The public loves him. The low-ranking members use him as a role model. And even Victory likes him...
How Dasoup feels about the rest of the party
Victory - Nice guy. He always knows what's right! Why does everyone else hate him so much? I didn't really hear his plan let's CHARGE!
Ms Wand - Nice lady, especially with the drawings she makes in her book. Oh, a crayon, I'll finish drawing what she-awww, she's stomping off now.
Aquavius - Let's go on a trip! I can't play pirates with her, I break half her stuff or I lift th e boat out of the water, she hates that.
Beatmasta - DANCE TIME! Lemme mix some music-awww, I broke the turntable. I'll ask Victory to buy another one.
The Slash - I don't get him...He doesn't talk to me much, says I have nothing important to say. That makes me sad-oooh look a penny!
Victory
Being a normal human has never felt so good. Superior to all humans, Victory has the money, the gadgets, and the catchphrase "I AM VICTORY!" So he wins no matter what. Yeah! He is also a master of kungfu, swordmasterage, espionage and detectiveness. So he's like god++. And no one ever looks up.
Victory spends his time thinking up brilliant plans that wind up ignored. He spends the rest of his time rescuing the other heroes from the traps they fall into.
Ms Wand
Ms Wand is a magic-using elf. Maybe she's the last one. Yes bigger ears are better. Yes that hair is natural. No, I don't live in a forest, hugging trees all day long. Stop stereotyping, silly humans. Ms Wand stopped telling people her true name when no one could pronouce it correctly.
Ms Wand has a magic tower in a pocket dimension she spends most of her time in. Only The Slash seems to convince her to get out and socialize every once in a while.
Party Evaluation
Dasoup - If he draws in my spellbook one more time-ARGH!
Victory - Think's he's soooo smart. I should lecture him on the uses of the Black Lotus in the Chimera Summoning Rituals. Again. That'll deflate his superiority complex.
Aquavius - Seriously, fish summoning? She could have had so much more power from that gem (wish I saw it) and she picked...fish summoning.
Beatmasta - The only person who understands my music. And can adapt to elven dance rather quickly.
The Slash - Cute butt. I mean, uh...really cute butt. Not smart, but at least he tries to listen to me.
Aquavius
Aquavius was a slick-tongued pirate who found a mystical gem, granting her powers of the sea. She can control water, breathe indefinitely in any medium, and is a great swimmer. She can also call upon the fish of the sea, something the gang mocks her for (why? Fish control is AWESOME!)
Aquavius is an expert treasure hunter. She can gather info, intimidate, and navigate her way to the goods. She's a decent pilot, too.
Beatmasta
Beatmasta knows the power of music. He's always busting a ryhme, or practicing a waltz, or beating his drums around. He's the life of any party, easily adjusts to any social situation. A true party animal. Has trouble keeping quiet, which sucks when he's on a stakeout. Or waiting for an ambush.
Beatmasta comes from A.C.R.O.N.Y.M., a governmental crime-fighting agency. He is sometimes asked to fulfill duties for them (like birthday parties, Disc Jockey at weddings.) But it's all good.
The Slash
The Slash can grow blades from his arms and hands, with a distinctive SPIKT noise. He can use it to cut things, glide, or climb up surfaces. He is also able to regenerate wounds at an incredible rate. No hero has ever had these powers together!
Slash manages to keep his cool and stick to the plan. But when fit hits shan, he can improvise on the spot.
