Chadius: TOA Summary 5/7/07

• Head back to TOA headquarters, talk to Zii, give the report

• Research on Tabula
  • Lily looks up teh interweb
    • Lily finds an awesome computer game Tabula the Destroyer
    • A bunch of computer geeks tried to make a better Diablo
    • Generic dungeon crawl
  • Tara & Ceelie look up at Mark's Bookstore
    • Tabula was a masked summoner who kidnapped young girls to attempt to restore his beauty
    • Some mute kid stabbed him with four golden tridents, buried them in case Tabula ever returned
• No mention anywhere of the Sphericus

• Off to the Rome and the Colliseum
  • Tara wants to sightsee reallly badly. But duty calls.
  • No tourists are approaching the Colliseum. As the party approaches, it looks like it was unharmed.

• Welcome to the Tournament of Champions, a single elimination 1 vs 1 tournament. The winner will receive a Golden Fork. The Organizer wants the Chosen One to win, so he'll allow her friends to join. All but Ceelie join.

• The contestants:
  • Dan, suspects something is amiss.
  • Issac Dyode, Weapons Engineer at MISTIC.
  • Rick Holden, Super spy Qi-zan in a tux. He was chasing someone and wound up in here.
  • 'Pol', Frozen Nu'mair from the South Pole. Wishes she were alone, back at home.
  • Madam Ruff, Streetsmart but reserved Silver Drakk from Chicago
  • Slashz0r, Level Designer for Tabula the Destroyer game. Wears a replica of his character's armor.
  • Emero, six-inch living crystal with the mentality of a young boy. Ceelie has a crush on him.

• The first round!
  • Lily vs Issac Dyode
  • Dan vs Li
  • Tara vs Madam Ruff
  • Viveka vs Slashz0r
  • Rick Holden vs Diiman
  • Pol vs Emero

Mission Report: Viveka

The following was dictated using EZWrite v2.0 for Windows Vista:

Objective

Retrieve Golden Fork from Colliseum

Status

In Progress

Summary

We got to have a bit of a rest after that last... adventure. Yes, put the ellipses in there. Like that, good. Wait, why are you transcribing that too? This is the most stupid software. I thought it was supposed to be intelligent. I bet it was made in France. Stück scheiße.

How do I backspace? This makes no sense. I wish Agent Elle was doing this. She just types and it works. How did it know to write that in german?

That doesn't work.

Stupid thing! What idiot designed you!

Manual. Manual input. Type? Why are you on a new line? God in heaven, what are am I

Whatever.

Whoever files this, I want it known I do not like this new program and I want Elle back. She did this better. At this rate I may as well have just typed it myself, for all it takes me so long to find the letters.