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==Misc==
 
==Misc==

Revision as of 15:35, 6 March 2008

Welcome to The Ghetto Gourmet; a repository for the recipes that require quantifiable measurements I actually need to look up... and then some experimental stuff in development.

The recipes denoted with an asterisk (*) are considered "Recipes for the Extra Ghetto" and people with little time/skill to devote to preparing healthy meals.

Per a recent request, I've added a section for Zahnnie (who played a part in The Ghetto Gourmet through the college years) called "Zahnnie's High-Fallutin' Fancy-Pants Cookin' Section" which is where her collection of "recipes made to impress people" is located. Zahnnie's specialty is Moroccan cuisine, and she likes to cook things in her vagine tagine.

Savory Food

Homemade Gyoza and Wontons*

Miso Soup*

Ghetto-Fantastic Ramen*

Fried Rice*

Chicken Pot Pie From Scratch

Rosemary and Honey Salmon*

Beef with Barley Soup*

Chicken Soup/Plague Remedy*

Spicy Ravioli Soup*

Rice Porridge/Pukes And Shits Remedy*

"Porchetta Italiana" - Dirty Eye-talian Style Pork Loin

Eggplant Parmesan

Bruschetta with Salted Tomatoes*

Shredded "Hash Brown" Potato Pile*

Matar Paneer

Kickass Homemade Malaysian Lamb Curry

Malaysian Chicken Curry that I Made While In AZ

Improvements on Asian Home Gourmet's Laksa Recipe

That Tasty Pot Roast That I Threw Up Behind Jim's Tent During The 2007 GNE War

Moroccan-Spiced Stuffed Mushrooms*

Salmon in a Puff Pastry Shell*

Cheese 'Tatoes*

Ghetto Cheese Ravioli with Chicken and Pesto Sauce*

Ghetto Wonton-Noodle Soup*

Creamy Carrot Soup

Dessert

Pie Crust

Blackberry-Blueberry Pie

Apple Pie

Basil Ice Cream

Krapp (Flambe)

Dark Chocolate Cake

Litterbox Cake

Emme's Rum Balls

Arschwein-Cookies

Drinkies

Arschwein Beta Version

Amaretto Smoothie

Official Recipe for a Lady DiSaronno

Dirty Hippie Blackberry-Mango Smoothie

How-I-Got-Registered-To-Vote-In-Cambridge Smoothie

Vegan-Friendly Version of the How-I-Got-Registered-To-Vote-In-Cambridge Smoothie

Misc

Mutie's Honey Butter Recipe

"Special Sauce"

Guacamole

Extra-salty Soy-Garlic Marinade

Extra-salty Soy-Ginger Marinade

Creamy Fake Vomit

Zahnnie's High-Fallutin' Fancy-Pants Cookin' Section