The Ghetto Gourmet
Welcome to The Ghetto Gourmet; a repository for the recipes that require quantifiable measurements I actually need to look up... and then some experimental stuff in development.
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The recipes denoted with an asterisk (*) are considered "Recipes for the Extra Ghetto" and people with little time/skill to devote to preparing healthy meals.
Per a recent request, I've added a section for Zahnnie (who played a part in The Ghetto Gourmet through the college years) called "Zahnnie's High-Fallutin' Fancy-Pants Cookin' Section" which is where her collection of "recipes made to impress people" is located. Zahnnie's specialty is Moroccan cuisine, and she likes to cook things in her vagine tagine.
Contents
Savory Food
Rice Porridge/Pukes And Shits Remedy*
"Porchetta Italiana" - Dirty Eye-talian Style Pork Loin
Bruschetta with Salted Tomatoes*
Shredded "Hash Brown" Potato Pile*
Kickass Homemade Malaysian Lamb Curry
Malaysian Chicken Curry that I Made While In AZ
Improvements on Asian Home Gourmet's Laksa Recipe
That Tasty Pot Roast That I Threw Up Behind Jim's Tent During The 2007 GNE War
Moroccan-Spiced Stuffed Mushrooms*
Salmon in a Puff Pastry Shell*
Ghetto Cheese Ravioli with Chicken and Pesto Sauce*
Ginger and Scallion Steamed Fish
Toss*
Why-I-Am-Going-To-Hell Spinach
Bill of Larder from the 2008 GNE War, Courtesy of Vance, Thunder Mountain's Favorite Camp Cookie
Creamy Vegetable-Rice Soup/Fake Risotto
Tasty Nasi Goreng made with Bamboe's Nasi Goreng spices
Heavenly Ghettalian Spaghetti Sauce
See Krong Tord Gratium (Thai style Pork Spareribs with Crispy Garlic and Pepper)
Takrite Goong (Lemongrass Sticks with Minced Chicken, Prawns, and Pork)
Salmon and Spinach Quiche (aka "Quiche So Good, She'll Pretty Much Have To Put Out")
Ghetto-Fabulous Spicy Tuna a la Waldrop*
Panko-Breaded Fish with Ginger Sauce
Black Bean Sauce Pork Roast, Courtesy of Marti
Chicken and Corn Risotto (warning: not for cooks who are ADD)
Dessert
Father-Hating-and-Shame Cookies
The Best Carrot Cake Ever, According to Two California Hippies
Sun-Ripened Mixed New Galen Field Browns
Drinkies
"Djarum Black" Mead Beta Version
Official Recipe for a Lady DiSaronno
Dirty Hippie Blackberry-Mango Smoothie
How-I-Got-Registered-To-Vote-In-Cambridge Smoothie
Vegan-Friendly Version of the How-I-Got-Registered-To-Vote-In-Cambridge Smoothie
Coconut-Pandan Daiquiri (Creamy and yet dairy-free! For those of you who don't want your lactose intolerance flaring up and adding to the morning-after beer shits.)
Eggnog (Johnson Family Recipe)
Misc
Extra-salty Soy-Garlic Marinade
Extra-salty Soy-Ginger Marinade
Zahnnie's High-Fallutin' Fancy-Pants Cookin' Section
With the recipes that follow, you will be able to easily convince your family and friends that you are a totally awesome cook, when in fact you're just making it up as you go. Never reveal this crucial secret.
Baked Potato Soup so good you just may cream your pants.
Sausage and Leek Ragu to go with the gnocchis. Mmm.
Sausage and Leek Soup inspired by the ragu. For the crockpot for extra laziness!
